Situationship
"We're not dating but I'd fight someone over you."
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"We're not dating but I'd fight someone over you."
They vanished mid-convo like a 2012 status update.
Thumb hovering over send since 11pm.
Everyone on LinkedIn is "thrilled to announce".
Running on iced coffee and spite since Monday.
Bank balance said "and I took that personally".
The group chat has split into factions.
Marks, salary and marriage — asked in one sentence.
Syllabus: infinite. Time: not.
Replaying a convo from 2017. In 4K.
Ready for the "new era" post.
Doomscrolling other people's highlight reels.
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